i was sitting in the park one day when i stumbled on to a cat it meowed at me and stood up did a dance then attacked i ran as fast as i could but he called for other cats they tried to devour my flesh but i managed to hide in a random closet (in a random wall) there i met all my friends standing in there too i was very confused and asked them why they were there they awnered hi and they turned in to street lamps(also in the closet) i danced and eas warped to the magical land of the pixies and was attack by super evil monster guinea pigs the sizae of texas but every thing was also big and so was i so i stood on it then i realised i was still in the closet and i had just banged my head on the lampost (in the closet)i had a big bump on my head and it said it was hungry so i traveled to hungary (in the closet ) and was attack by furry small dogs with big tails (cats) they ate me alive so i ate them back but threw up on a fur ball the size of texas(in the closet)so i grabbed a cheesecake and ate it and exploded then i got the magic pixie dust then made it into gwackamoley and rubbed it on the lamposts(in the closet) and the tunred to my friend again and the little piggy went all the way home

yay(: